Cheapen Your Hobbies

Go back to using that stick and floss, of course. Now, your fishing buddies might laugh, but here’s the way to maintain your ultimate fisher status: “I’m doing this as an experiment for an article in Field & Stream.” There you go, you look even more like a guru than before. . . . → Read More: Cheapen Your Hobbies

Rush to Start a Sorority or Fraternity

Start a fraternity or sorority (mine is Alpha Beta Soup) and start making money in dues and Greek memorabilia! . . . → Read More: Rush to Start a Sorority or Fraternity

Cash In On Your Cowlick

You need money, and you need to look good. Let your hair grow out for a few years, don’t use harsh chemicals on it, sell it for thousands of dollars, and then tell everyone you donated it to Locks of Love. . . . → Read More: Cash In On Your Cowlick

Used Car Time II

As promised, here is just a short list of great vehicles for those living largely on the cheap, why they are just so cool, and about how much you would have to shell out for them:

This one is crappy, but that's how you get things cheap.

1960′s or 70′s Volkswagen

Any old Volkswagen will do. The Beetle, . . . → Read More: Used Car Time II

Used Car Time

Or, even, what happens when the new lithium-powered hybrid-turbo’d diesel hydrogen heli-cars come out, and your stuck circling the city trying to find a Exxon-Mobil station without tree-hugging hippies out front protesting the last of the dead-dino sipping cars that are left on our sorry piece of planet? . . . → Read More: Used Car Time