Posts Tagged ‘shoes’

Shoe Wear Fare

Sunday, April 12th, 2009
These shoes are cool, and an important status symbol to some people. But how important are they to you?

These shoes are cool, and an important status symbol to some people. But how important are they to you?

Right now, I am going to tell you how to retire rich. I am not getting anything out of telling you this, and it is simple math, but hold on tight, ’cause this is going to be one wild ride. I promise.

There are literally a million ways we can save money in different areas of our lives. When we factor together all of the little choices we make on a day-to-day basis; that is how we spend our money, and ultimately, live our lives. From saying yes or no to upsizing your drink at the local cinema, to deciding which lender to go with when buying a house; these decisions dictate how much money we spend and how much we ultimately have. This particular post is one of serious nature, should be taken as so, and for everyone living paycheck-to-paycheck, this is especially for you.

I will give an example, as I often do, that accurately portrays this broad concept on a local level. Here’s the hypothetical situation that will affect your life drastically: you’ve worn down your last pair of shoes, and your on the hunt for some new ones. You are thinking about several options, all of which have their pros and cons. Let’s say your just going to go with some standard sneakers. You have the option of getting Air Jordans or even these Nike sneakers, that they only made 40 of, with an estimated resale value of $1000 or more. Realistically, however, you have narrowed your choice down to some Air Jordans from Foot Locker for $159.99 or some Dunkman Game Time by Shaq treads sold at Payless for $29.99. Real shoes, real prices.

Let’s pretend you get those Shaq shoes instead of the Air Jordans, which although you really want you just don’t need, and save yourself $130. That is a lot of money, right? You could use that to pay a little of your rent, or have a few nights out with friends. Already, your on a roll as far as your decision-making is concerned. However, let’s say you invest that…I know, in todays market, that is pretty much a dirty word, but time and time again investing has been proven the best method to get a return on your money without any real work involved.

So, you take that $130 and you put it in, let’s say, a hedge fund that earns 8% over the long term. Not bad, so you’ve just made about $10 your first year. That is a meal for two at McDonalds! For fun, however, let’s just say you keep it in there since you were 20 and you’re approaching retirement at 65. How much did your $130 earn you in that time?

It is more than you probably think it is, and I’m going to tell you, I promise, but let’s add a little fun to it. Ok, so you bought your shoes, but let’s say that every year you buy new Shaq shoes instead of Air Jordans and save yourself $130 every year. That’s really good, but let’s say you invest that money in the same place as well. At your retirement party at 65, somebody comes up to you and says “Hey, what happened to your Air Jordan money, did you save it, invest it, or did you buy 45 years worth of worn-out old-fashioned shoes? I did some math, and if you saved it without interest, you’d have $5,850 by now!” You say that you invested it, but you haven’t checked it since then. You knew it was making about 8% every year, but now you go over to a computer and you look while your chowing down on your retirement cake. How much did you make?

$58,415.05.

That is a difference of $52,565.05 between just saving the money under a mattress and investing it. If you had even just socked away $130 that first year and never put any more money in, you would have $4,149.66. Still a great return on your original investment.

And that is just shoes.

$58,415.05

Just shoes.

Think about it.

Hoofin’ It: Let Your Walking Do The Saving

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009
You could drive some vans, or you could save some money and walk in your Vans.

You could drive some vans, or you could save some money and walk in your Vans.

Cars are overrated. They pollute, you get stuck in traffic, they get scratched, gas is expensive, your tires blow out, your insurance sucks, everybody else seems to have a better car than you, the guy next to you at the traffic light always seems to be playing Britney Spears at full blast. Not that there isn’t fun in watching him lip sync, there definitely is, but you still get the feeling that life would be better if he’d turn it down.

Bikes are better, but they still have problems. If you don’t have an iPod, you might have to carry around a full-size home stereo system. They still have tires that can blow out, you can fall off, there’s the stigma that comes with wearing bicycle shorts. Not that you don’t already wear bicycle shorts, you definitely do, but you still get the feeling that life would be better if nobody saw you in them.

I could keep going, but I think you get my drift. Some of the best equipment to travel in is the stuff that you have had since birth. Walking is a great way to get some exercise, see the sights, and if you decide to change out of those bicycle shorts, no one will judge you if you’re walking. Sure, you might have to go through pairs of shoes like water because of the increased usage, but if you go to Payless and don’t mind the blisters that their shoes provide, it would equal out to about as much as you’d pay for oil changes.

Remember when Forrest Gump decided that one day to go running, and he ran from coast to coast a couple of times? If a slightly mentally handicapped movie character can get up the courage to give up other forms of transportation, you can too! If your job is to far to walk to in a reasonable amount of time, just quit and get a new job closer to where you live. Or, better yet, sell your house and get a new house closer to your work. The housing market is so bad, you won’t get your money’s worth for your house, but that new house won’t be as expensive, either. It’s even stevens!

The real benefit, though, is money. Do you know the real cost of keeping your car? With the average car payment of around $300 a month, that’s $3,600 a year. Then, if you get three oil changes a year, that’s another $150. Then there’s gas. At 15,000 miles a year, at 30 mpg, and if gas is $2.00 a gallon, your out another $1,000. Insurance, depending on your age and previous driving history, will lighten your wallet by roughly $1000 a year. The factory’s scheduled maintenance, that will set you back $350 or so. Oh, and you have to go through that car wash every once in a while, so we’ll add another $50. You know, as I mentioned in a previous blog, you could save an awful lot by washing the car yourself. So, at a grand total of $6,150, is it really worth it?

I mean, that is a lot of Air Jordans.

Wanna Prada?

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Knock-offs. In this digital age, they are better than ever. You can get knock-off purses, knock-off gamesystems, and even knock-off cars. Best of all, your neighbors probably won’t even know the difference. They might not even care to investigate. By now, if you have been following my tips and tricks, they think you are the CEO of Wal-Mart. If you actually are the CEO of Wal-Mart, feel free to send some of that cash my way.

Britain has had some TV ads floating around centered around “Knock-off Nigel”, meant to deter people from pirating movies from the internet. That would work fine if your name was Nigel. But I don’t think it is. I bet your something like a Frank or a Cindy. And, as a Frank or a Cindy, you are much more cool buying knock-offs and pirating movies than that Nigel character.

There are many advantages to buying fake stuffs. The obvious, it is cheap. Secondly, you are contributing to worthy causes. Who wants to support those richie riches down at the Prada plant? They’ve already got enough money, selling those over-priced cow-sacks. If you wanted to support the ultra-wealthy, you would pay your taxes.

No, you want to support the underdogs! Hey, they’re just trying to make a living, what are you going to do, swipe it out from underneath them? Knock-offs contribute to 7% of the world economy, that’s more than $350 Billion buckaroos. If you divide that $350 dollars per person in the world, that means there is $50 smackers per person on this planet in fakes. You can’t just pull that income out from underneath people! People gotta eat!

According to the International Chamber of Commerce Counterfeiting Intelligence Bureau (I bet their Christmas parties are a blast!), the U.S. alone ‘loses’ $200 billion dollars a year to counterfeiters. For the U.S., that is roughly $666 per person! That may seem devilish and indicate some sort of ‘evil’ in buying counterfeit, but actually, it rounds up to $667 per person if we say the States have 300 million people. The point of all of this? I don’t know about you, but I haven’t spent nearly $700 dollars last year on fake products. I am not holding up my end of the bargain.

And, if you didn’t spend that much on fake Guccis or knock-off (I would consider the following link ’PG-13′ rated) Male Chastity Belts last year, you’re not doing your part to keep the International Chamber of Commerce Counterfeiting Intelligence Bureau (the ICOCCIB) open. And it is a fine institution, so I hear. Also, every time you see a commercial asking you to sponser a child for $25 bucks a month, just remember: you could have been supporting those children with income they would recieve at the counterfeit plant. There is a chance that you are already buying counterfeit products and you don’t know it. However, you can’t count on this oversight to keep you from contributing at least $600 or $700 to actively seeking them out.

If for some reason your ‘concience’ keeps you from wanting to buy that bag, remember, the Japanese don’t have a problem with it. And, as you may recall, Sweden is in Japan. I don’t know where I’m going with this, but basically, Sweden is cool, counterfeits are cool, and you have to impress the neighbors somehow.

Support America (or whatever country your in), buy counterfeit.