Posts Tagged ‘mcdonald’s’

Shoe Wear Fare

Sunday, April 12th, 2009
These shoes are cool, and an important status symbol to some people. But how important are they to you?

These shoes are cool, and an important status symbol to some people. But how important are they to you?

Right now, I am going to tell you how to retire rich. I am not getting anything out of telling you this, and it is simple math, but hold on tight, ’cause this is going to be one wild ride. I promise.

There are literally a million ways we can save money in different areas of our lives. When we factor together all of the little choices we make on a day-to-day basis; that is how we spend our money, and ultimately, live our lives. From saying yes or no to upsizing your drink at the local cinema, to deciding which lender to go with when buying a house; these decisions dictate how much money we spend and how much we ultimately have. This particular post is one of serious nature, should be taken as so, and for everyone living paycheck-to-paycheck, this is especially for you.

I will give an example, as I often do, that accurately portrays this broad concept on a local level. Here’s the hypothetical situation that will affect your life drastically: you’ve worn down your last pair of shoes, and your on the hunt for some new ones. You are thinking about several options, all of which have their pros and cons. Let’s say your just going to go with some standard sneakers. You have the option of getting Air Jordans or even these Nike sneakers, that they only made 40 of, with an estimated resale value of $1000 or more. Realistically, however, you have narrowed your choice down to some Air Jordans from Foot Locker for $159.99 or some Dunkman Game Time by Shaq treads sold at Payless for $29.99. Real shoes, real prices.

Let’s pretend you get those Shaq shoes instead of the Air Jordans, which although you really want you just don’t need, and save yourself $130. That is a lot of money, right? You could use that to pay a little of your rent, or have a few nights out with friends. Already, your on a roll as far as your decision-making is concerned. However, let’s say you invest that…I know, in todays market, that is pretty much a dirty word, but time and time again investing has been proven the best method to get a return on your money without any real work involved.

So, you take that $130 and you put it in, let’s say, a hedge fund that earns 8% over the long term. Not bad, so you’ve just made about $10 your first year. That is a meal for two at McDonalds! For fun, however, let’s just say you keep it in there since you were 20 and you’re approaching retirement at 65. How much did your $130 earn you in that time?

It is more than you probably think it is, and I’m going to tell you, I promise, but let’s add a little fun to it. Ok, so you bought your shoes, but let’s say that every year you buy new Shaq shoes instead of Air Jordans and save yourself $130 every year. That’s really good, but let’s say you invest that money in the same place as well. At your retirement party at 65, somebody comes up to you and says “Hey, what happened to your Air Jordan money, did you save it, invest it, or did you buy 45 years worth of worn-out old-fashioned shoes? I did some math, and if you saved it without interest, you’d have $5,850 by now!” You say that you invested it, but you haven’t checked it since then. You knew it was making about 8% every year, but now you go over to a computer and you look while your chowing down on your retirement cake. How much did you make?

$58,415.05.

That is a difference of $52,565.05 between just saving the money under a mattress and investing it. If you had even just socked away $130 that first year and never put any more money in, you would have $4,149.66. Still a great return on your original investment.

And that is just shoes.

$58,415.05

Just shoes.

Think about it.

Dine Out To Spend More Money

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009
This is generally your best option for eating, along with some vitamins. But if you want to wuss out and eat out, I'll have to understand.

This is generally your best option for eating, along with some vitamins. But if you want to wuss out and eat out, I'll have to understand.

Everybody knows that eating in saves you money, but seriously, who wants to do that? You have to pre-heat the oven, scatter the cockroaches away from your dishes, and rinse off your fork. No, it’s much easier to eat out and not have to worry about any of that stuff. However, eating out can cause issues as well-namely, to your wallet. Sometimes it feels as if, after the meal, that you’ve frittered away $1000 on a sundae. Other times that feeling is correct and you actually have, because Serendipity in New York apparently sells one. The perfect way to get your daily intake of Au, I say.

Seriously, eating out is not cheap. According to www.marketwatch.com, people ages 16-27 eat out, on average, 27 times a month. Those crazy kids, spending all their money before they get a penny in their pocket, right? Not so. 28-39 year olds eat out 21 times a month on average. At an average of $6 a plate, that adds up to…around $1,152 a year for those in the youngest group. That’s more than I spent on my car. Now, granted, eating at home costs money, but not nearly as much. With the rabid use of coupons (like I instructed you to use in a previous post), you can easily save as much as 50% more than you would spend on the typical meal at the restaurant.

So now that you’ve committed yourself to the life of a hermit, let me further explain myself. You can eat out, but you gotta be sneaky about it. I don’t mean that you won’t tell your spouse about it, as I’m sure they’ll want to abandon your home cooking at the first chance they get, but I mean you need to try and save money even if you do eat out. It can be done. Here’s a site completely devoted to food that is $3.99 or less, some of the offerings make $5 McDonald’s meals look as spendthrifty as caviar. Even if you throw all your coupons out the window, there are still deals to be had. Five bucks at Little Caesar’s for a pizza that feeds two? That rocks my socks. You can also find great deals at little out-of-the way places, remember, they don’t have to pay for franchising fees, stock options, or mega-CEO salaries. Oftentimes, as well, they aren’t as high-strung. If you ever find out that a restaurant’s employees are chasing each other around with meat cleavers, it’s time to find a different dinner destination.

By far, however, the best deal in eating out is your local Chinese buffet. If you don’t have a job, you could conceivably pay $5.99 and eat all day. Just be careful, sometimes the staff will notice and tell you to leave. If you have to turn your head everytime they walk by, then so be it. I would suggest you just bring a disguise and change, but that could backfire and you might have to pay for even more than you bargained for. I would say your best bet is to hide out in the bathroom until they forget you were only there for the lunch buffet, and get out in time for dinner.  Being in the bathroom for three hours might even be a legitimate excuse, depending on if you ate the Egg Foo Young before it had warmed up.

So, although eating out can cost more than you would spend eating in most of the time, you can control where you eat to control how much you spend. One Golden Opulance Sundae, or two hundred Little Caesar’s pizzas? I know which one I’d choose.

What can I say, I have quite a sweet tooth.