Living Largely on the Cheap

Five Foot Fix: iPod Farce

By jporcenaluk, on July 13th, 2009%

You see, I don’t have an iPod. I did, several weeks ago, but it was straight up stolen from my house. No joke. So, I have been thinking about how to replace it. Well, since I don’t really have $150 to blow on another one (just to see it stolen again), I’ve been considering some alternatives so that, from five feet away at least, I look as though I have money to burn. Here’s the ideas, most expensive to least. . . . → Read More: Five Foot Fix: iPod Farce

Rush to Start a Sorority or Fraternity

By jporcenaluk, on March 18th, 2009%

Start a fraternity or sorority (mine is Alpha Beta Soup) and start making money in dues and Greek memorabilia! . . . → Read More: Rush to Start a Sorority or Fraternity

Cash In On Your Cowlick

By jporcenaluk, on March 17th, 2009%

You need money, and you need to look good. Let your hair grow out for a few years, don’t use harsh chemicals on it, sell it for thousands of dollars, and then tell everyone you donated it to Locks of Love. . . . → Read More: Cash In On Your Cowlick

Wanna Prada?

By jporcenaluk, on February 26th, 2009%

Knock-offs. In this digital age, they are better than ever. You can get knock-off purses, knock-off gamesystems, and even knock-off cars. Best of all, your neighbors probably won’t even know the difference. They might not even care to investigate. By now, if you have been following my tips and tricks, they think you are the CEO . . . → Read More: Wanna Prada?

Whip Tip: Emblem Awareness!

By jporcenaluk, on February 23rd, 2009%

What kind of car you drive says a lot about who you are and what you are all about. A new Volkswagen Beetle? You are hip, cool, sure of your self, and possibly homosexual. A Volvo wagon? You are safety conscious and practical. A Volvo wagon painted Lamborghini orange with metal-flake flames? Safety conscious and practical…and . . . → Read More: Whip Tip: Emblem Awareness!