By jporcenaluk, on July 10th, 2009%
So, today, I learned a valuable lesson that I think everyone could benefit from learning. In this case, I’ll give it to you the easy way despite myself learning it the hard way. Don’t, and I mean never, ever, ever, spray anything of the liquid type in the general direction of exposed electrical wires. Just don’t. . . . → Read More: We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Repairman
By jporcenaluk, on July 9th, 2009%
This would make an incredible Transformer.
So, I’ve been noticing that there are about a billion energy drinks out there. Bawls, Red Bull, Rockstar, Sugar-Free Red Bull, Monster, Red Bull Cola, 5 Hour Energy-technically you drink it, Red Bull Energy Shot, NOS, and Red Bull Sugar-Free Energy Shot (I kid you not). These are just some . . . → Read More: All About The Bull
By jporcenaluk, on July 6th, 2009%
There are many examples of extreme hair that led to amazing discoveries and overall greatness. Benjamin Franklin sported the most extreme example of a mullet possible. I’m sure if Stephen Hawking could style his own hair, it would be simply ridiculous. Sir Isaac Newton invented gravity so that he could wear this kick-arse wig without it floating away. . . . → Read More: Wild Hair Makes All The Difference
By jporcenaluk, on May 21st, 2009%
If you opened your door and saw someone whom you knew quite well standing there, with their luggage, what would be your first reaction? Say good mornin’ and tell em where the nearest Motel 6 is at, right? Thankfully, however, most of the world is not like you. Most people take in their relatives/best friends/aquaintances/strangers when . . . → Read More: Freeloading