We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Repairman

So, today, I learned a valuable lesson that I think everyone could benefit from learning. In this case, I’ll give it to you the easy way despite myself learning it the hard way. Don’t, and I mean never, ever, ever, spray anything of the liquid type in the general direction of exposed electrical wires. Just don’t. . . . → Read More: We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Repairman

All About The Bull

This would make an incredible Transformer.

So, I’ve been noticing that there are about a billion energy drinks out there. Bawls, Red Bull, Rockstar, Sugar-Free Red Bull, Monster, Red Bull Cola, 5 Hour Energy-technically you drink it, Red Bull Energy Shot, NOS, and Red Bull Sugar-Free Energy Shot (I kid you not). These are just some . . . → Read More: All About The Bull

Fatwallet

I know that if you weren’t so engrossed with my site that you would have probably found it by now, but www.fatwallet.com is the best website ever. There is nothing more happenin’ than when real people like you and real cyborgs like me (I didn’t tell you?) talk together and instantaneously share the best deals that are out there. . . . → Read More: Fatwallet

Wild Hair Makes All The Difference

There are many examples of extreme hair that led to amazing discoveries and overall greatness. Benjamin Franklin sported the most extreme example of a mullet possible. I’m sure if Stephen Hawking could style his own hair, it would be simply ridiculous. Sir Isaac Newton invented gravity so that he could wear this kick-arse wig without it floating away. . . . → Read More: Wild Hair Makes All The Difference

Freeloading

If you opened your door and saw someone whom you knew quite well standing there, with their luggage, what would be your first reaction? Say good mornin’ and tell em where the nearest Motel 6 is at, right? Thankfully, however, most of the world is not like you. Most people take in their relatives/best friends/aquaintances/strangers when . . . → Read More: Freeloading