Hey, I’m Jared! I’m an arrogant American that lives in Florida! It’s warm, there’s plenty of elderly (our state song is “Old Folks at Home), and we don’t like to educate our children. I have not always lived here, I grew up in Pennsylvania. There is a harsh winter there, so everyone ends up stuck inside, and people end up educating their children because there is nothing better to do. I was born in 1988 in that state, but I moved for fear of frostbite, and so far I’m enjoying my education at the University of Central Florida.
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This blog was an idea for a book I had in the latter part of 2008. However, I’m not that great with sitting down and writing a whole bunch. This blog is the answer-a little at a time. Plus, it is like an endless book! (Shudder) Nevermind…it is more akin to an endless river of awesomeness.