- “Well, son, I think you’re finally old enough to see my perpetual motion machine.” “Whoa! How does it work?” “It finds the dumbest investors in the world and extracts their money.” This comic was created by our government for the mass consumption of brain-washed human-sheep, and only they would find it funny. Actually, it was found at www.toothpastefordinner.com…
I bet that if someone offered to pay your electric bill for you, you’d let them. Well, today, I’m offering just that. All you have to do is invest a little money in some materials, and submit $5 to my up-and-coming Paypal button.
Here’s the materials you’ll need: Some magnets, some gravity, H. Opes and Dr. Eam’s Anti-Heat and Friction Oil, some bond money if you get caught violating the first and second laws of thermodynamics, and eventually you will need some industrial-strength BS.
The government doesn’t want you to know this, but I’m going to risk telling you anyway. The world ought to know that, pssst, come closer…you can make energy out of nothing! It’s true. I know that oil giants don’t want you to find out, and they just have this big charade of drilling billions of gallons of oil from the earth to cover their hineys, but you really can create your own energy, for free. They know if anyone independant found out about it, they’d lose all the money they are making selling you electricity and gasoline. Who cares that they could patent it and make pretty much 100% profit for 14 years (the length of time a patent isn’t public domain), causing the people in charge of the company to be boundlessly rich for life? Who cares if people have been trying to make perpetual motion machines for 400 years without creating a scientifically sound machine? It is all a government conspiracy. Honest. They have FBI agents re-writing those Wikipedia references to perpetual motion machines daily so you will think they don’t exist. Don’t look over your shoulder now, but the Illuminati are breathing down our necks.
As such, I will continue this blog as a satirical reference to the stupidity of people who create these machines, for the benefit of any government agents that happen to be reading. However, don’t let the true message fall through the cracks…go out and make one of these things if you want to survive the post-apoctalyptic world! And remember, of course, that of the three ways an atomic bomb can hurt you, radiation is the least harmful.
So how do you create such a wonderful device? It is really quite simple. Any combination of moving parts utilizing gravity, magnets, moving water, or any combination there-of would be completely acceptable. If you can create a machine that keeps moving for several minutes at a time, whilst not powering any device whatsoever, without a clear energy source, you are well on your way to creating a perpetual motion machine. Type “Perpetual motion machine” into the www.youtube.com search if you are having trouble coming up with ideas. It’s not as hard as everybody makes it out to be, you just have to be creative, and tweak a design that is already there to make it ‘more efficient’. The true reason a perpetual motion machine would be beneficial is if it creates excess energy for real work, but that is really, really hard to do. It is much better to just create a machine that keeps going forever without accomplishing anything. Then, and only then, can we improve on that design, to create a machine that won’t use any energy and will even provide some excess mechanical work.
While your aquiring the funds to create this machine so you can get free electricity, it is a good idea to liberally apply that industrial-strength BS, you know, for your investors’ sakes.
