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Do it before it is too late! No matter where you stand on the global warming debate, you have to admit, it is always a good idea to make money. And, it may just as well end up that certain industries stand to develop and expand a great deal due to the scary predictions of some scientists.
Although I’m sure you’ve heard it all before, here is a typical children’s fairy tale story about global warming that replaces real concerns, people, and events with cute little analogies; and also includes a strong moral in hopes that the children will do better than the writer’s generation when they are older:
Once, there was a group of…ummm…duckies. These cute, soft, little yellow duckies wanted to live comfortably; so they cranked their thermostats, drove their cars without any catalytic converters, and burned coal with abandon. Eventually, some smart, er, scientist owls with big ol’ glasses told them that the earth was in danger of warming too much because they used plastic bags at the grocery store instead of paying for the fabric bags; and they were not using a cap-and-trade system that effectively work as additional taxes for the government, so no one had any incentive to stop harming the poor planet. Then, everyone, including the smart scientist owls with the big ol’ glasses, died because the ocean got too full and they drowned. The end.
Catch the moral? It was: if you don’t get in on the game of making money on global warming early enough, you will die before you are rich. While it is unlikely that you are going to sell fabric bags or start you own cap-and-trade system, there are still some things you can do.
Obviously, you sell stuff that is “environmentally friendly”. For example, if you can get people to buy battery acid, that would be environmentally friendly because it wouldn’t be going into the ground; it will be in people’s homes. The trick, I guess, is creating a product that people would actually want to buy with the added twist of it being good for the environment. It doesn’t matter if it actually is good for the environment, really, just that it is less harmful, or appears to be less harmful. People will pay a lot of money to look like they are saving the environment, and I encourage you to exploit that.
Here is such a great example, it makes me feel all fuzzy. You could buy a Lexus LS 460 L or a Lexus LS 600h L, if you had a lot of money. They are the same car inside and out, but the second example is a hybrid car with a gigantic battery that takes up half of the trunk and gets you 6 mpg better in the city. What is the price difference? With the same features, it is $21,333. That is one expensive battery. You sure are paying a lot for your trunk space to be halved. Now, don’t poo poo too much, those people are saving the environment! Sure, the hybrid version still only gets 20 mpg in the city, but it is so much better than what the non-hybrid gets. Never mind that you could get a regular old Toyota Corolla and still get 30 mpg, or better yet, a bicycle that gets infinity mpg. You are making a statement! And that statement would take 31 years to make up the initial cost difference in gas savings.
Now, all you have to do (the “you” I was referring to when I was talking about the car is some reader other than you), is come up with your own little eco-friendly product or idea and sell it to the masses. Do it before it is too late and we all die of global warming on this God-forsaken rock.
Or until the whole thing blows over and everyone realizes it is a total crock. Either way, you have to work fast.
